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Xakia and Kamven have been in GuildWars.

Here are his words, which you may want to skip over if you are thinking of buying this game:

"Right before our night was over we went back to the city to do a quest that would lead us to the real world. We were instructed to fight off these Gnaul beast attacking the city walls. (real dolls supposibly created by a small girl named gwen, evil lil bitch)

The guards sent us out to the gates of the city. Before we were to begin war, we were to prove ourselves in battle. This was an incredible surprise to us. As the gates opened, they revealed our opponents...two player characters. I was in shock cause I had ZERO expectations of this. We ended up pwning them both in little time but damn was it a rush. We weren't even ready for such an event.

Still pumped with adrenaline, we set out to conquer the Gnauls at the gates. After fighting off quite a few of them it ended with a cutscene. The gnauls bombed the city to hell...

Upon zoning into the new world, we found ourselves in what looked like hell to us. All of the beauty that was Old Ascalon was in ruins. Outside the city gates were these amazing beast...I swear they were programmed to kill monks first (kamven lol)..

We ended our night with a few mathes in the pvp arena. They randomly put groups together for group vs group matches. Course I went straight out after Kamven :P"

Now for something completely different...a spoiler below involving Dire Maul...

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You sure you wanna see it?

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You suuuuure? I certainly think it's NWS....

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