|This weeks update is brought to you by the "Happy to have Jumpp back Foundation." He may not be playing EQ yet, but having him in IRC is almost as good.
Phank has people on both sides and in the middle of the war effort, so please take no offense on the following, but I thought you may enjoy a glimps at our IRC, and always nice to have Jumpp give a rant.
|[12:02] <VaderWORK> Iraq's ambassador to the Arab League must
be taking lessons from their Information Minister:
[12:02] <VaderWORK> "Iraq will not be defeated" in the war,
[12:03] <Gracor|Work> hahaha
[12:03] <Gracor|Work> I liked the one where during the
[12:04] <VaderWORK> I really wish they'd position troops
[12:04] <Korus> They should shoot him in the leg
[12:05] <Gracor|Work> now that our planes (at least one) are
[12:06] <VaderWORK> I haven't heard a peep about AAA in days
[12:06] <Korus> An a10 was shot down today.
[12:06] <VaderWORK> Although shoulder mounted stuff is still a
[12:06] <Gracor|Work> they did shoot down an a10 late last
[12:06] <Gracor|Work> they figure it was an AAA that hit it.
[12:06] <Gracor|Work> pilot recovered with slight injuries.
[12:07] <VaderWORK> Ah yes, much easier to rescue the downed
[12:08] <Korus> We'll get shot up now again for the next year
[12:19] <Gracor|notworking> A U.S. B-1 bomber that aimed to
[12:19] <Jumpp> It's funny. I really thought they killed the
[12:19] <Gracor|notworking> and yes, bro, I agree.
[12:21] <Gracor|notworking> Swan said the B-1 had just
[12:21] <Gracor|notworking> Shit, that would've been exciting
[12:21] <Jumpp> If it was sudden, that's kind of too bad.
[12:21] <Jumpp> You'd like for the guy to linger for a few
[12:22] <VaderWORK> haha
[12:22] <Chiming> I agree.
[12:22] <Jalynfane> no doubt
[12:22] <VaderWORK> I'd rather see him captured, since there
[12:22] <Gracor|notworking> Yeah, Iraqi citizens I guess were
[12:22] <VaderWORK> blow a guy up with a 2000lb bomb, how do
[12:22] <Jumpp> My new favorite pastime is watching that
[12:22] <Gracor|notworking> They said they wanted him to die
[12:23] <Gracor|notworking> I don't know, isn't he a
[12:23] <Chiming> Joke going around: Iraqi officials line up
[12:23] <Jumpp> How will his doubles feel when they hear he's
[12:23] <Jumpp> Why, they'll be hopping mad.
[12:23] * VaderWORK groans
[12:23] <Gracor|notworking> boooo
[12:23] <Chiming> sheesh
[12:24] <Jumpp> The information ministry guy is great.
[12:24] <VaderWORK> Yeah
[12:24] <VaderWORK> He needs to go on tour
[12:24] <Jumpp> "Want to comment on the invasion of Baghdad?"
[12:24] <VaderWORK> He'd be a great standup act
[12:24] <Jumpp> The americans aren't in Baghdad.
[12:24] <Gracor|notworking> Saddam must've missed the Motley
[12:24] <Jumpp> "They're not?"
[12:24] <Jumpp> No, they're outside the city committing
[12:24] <Jumpp> "What's that explosion? It sounded close."
[12:24] <Jumpp> I heard nothing.
[12:24] <Jumpp> "There it was again."
[12:24] <Gracor|notworking> hahahah
[12:24] <Jumpp> A truck backfired.
[12:25] <Jumpp> "See those tanks over there, about half a mile
[12:25] <Jumpp> No.
[12:25] <Jumpp> "Right over there. With the big american
[12:25] <Jumpp> A mirage caused by the heat.
[12:26] <Jumpp> Your "reality" is just another example of
[13:01] <Andaas|work> hi Phank
[13:01] <VaderWORK> Oh man
[13:01] <VaderWORK> I can't gossip about hoss anymore
[13:01] <Gracor|notworking> ha, hey andaas.
[13:02] <Gracor|notworking> The secret channel is infiltrated!
[13:03] <Andaas|work> wut.. I saw this at the phank forums :|
[13:03] <Gracor|notworking> hmmm, good point.
[13:03] <Gracor|notworking> We don't do much here other than
[13:05] <Jalynfane> hello andaas
[13:05] <Aundine> Hi Andaas
[13:13] <Jumpp|fud> We love that guy.
[13:13] * Jumpp|fud is now known as Iraqi_Information_Minister
[13:13] <Iraqi_Information_Minister> All is well. The
[13:14] <Iraqi_Information_Minister> The american marines are
[13:14] <Iraqi_Information_Minister> What appear to be
[13:15] * Iraqi_Information_Minister is now known as Jumpp
[13:19] <Jumpp> In other news, the iraqi ministry of
[15:38] <Jalynfane> I keep expecting to see the IIM pull his
[15:39] <Chiming> It wouldn't be any more rediculous than the
[15:42] <Jumpp> I think we outta assemble a tape of the guy
[15:42] <Jumpp> IIM denies allied presence in baghdad: drink
[15:42] <Jumpp> IIM makes fanciful claims of allied losses:
[15:43] <Jumpp> IIM uses the words "jihad", "aggression," or
[15:44] <Jumpp> IIM makes a claim that is demonstrably untrue
[15:49] <Gracor|Work> ha. that game wouldn't last long.
[15:50] <Jumpp> Well, if you tape a ton of CNN and splice all
[15:50] <Gracor|Work> I mean everyone would pass out fast...
[15:51] <Chiming> People would drown themselves Jumpp.
[15:52] <Chiming> Maybe if you used shotglasses the size of
|That drinking game would go great with our news and government also. For every time someone says "terror" or "terrorism" drink.
Also, let me comment on SARS. Last year it was West Nile Virus. The year before that was something like killer bees I am sure. Each year the world comes up with something new to fear.
I for one think it will cause a "Cry Wolf" syndrome. We will all become so numb to the fear pushing that when it counts, we shall just yawn.
All this RL crap makes me wanna kill dragons again.
In other news Syke got his ultimate title and sent me this shot of him in his hawt red:
|Also Syke sent in the leet new anti camping code in action in bazaar:|
|And Zagtor, who plays more than anyone I know is in trials to get in GAP. A lot of them are from Hong Kong. We thought GAP is better than some of the guilds we know of that level that have a few people we don't like much. Anyone would be lucky to have Zagtor on their team.|
|We all played a little warcraft also, but not much gaming for me this week.|
|So hope no one was offended by our little laugh at the Information guy. I will try to capture some of the Bush bashing for next week to balance it out. Also, Tabris did a new review!
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